Vacancies @ the Hotel Maybe

Business
$10
For those frugal (or poverty-ridden) guests of the Hotel the affordable Revitilization Tubes are offered. Like a coffin motel, these Tubes are generally just large enough for you to slide/crawl your way into one. It is dark inside, the walls are featureless, and there is only the barest attempt at padding underneath you. You close the entry hatch and are plunged into darkness, and unconsciousness.
After ten minutes a chime goes ding! and the hatch pops open, returning light and consciousness to your life. You can test for skill advancement. Luck is not regained. Stamina is full, but you are ridiculously hungry and must eat soon or suffer -1d6 Stamina.

Private
$30 (single) or $50 (double)
This is the lowest tier room with a door that locks, a bed, a bathroom, and the usual things one thinks to find in a hotel room. There are no windows, though there is a tacky painting. There is a phone that reaches the reception desk.
You get the key (there's a fee if you lose it) to your room and a meal voucher for the Food Court. When resting here you can test 4 skills for advancement (the slippery time qualities of the Hotel's dimension encourage reflection as much as idleness), and regain Stamina and Luck normally. Usually you can get good sleep (the beds are of notable quality), though occasionally guests complain of various different disturbances.

Deluxe
$160
A room with a view. No, really, it has a window...which may or may not show the Hotel grounds, depending on when you look at it. Contains the usual bed, bathroom, phone to reception desk. Complementary instant beverages and a kettle are provided, as is a towel (there are several towels, but you're only supposed to take the one). There is a mini bar, but you are charged for what you use.
You get a key (still a fee if you lose it) to the room and one free room service meal (+1d6 Stamina). When resting here you get all the benefits of a Private room rest. The chance for your sleep to be interrupted is greatly reduced.

Suite
$500
This is some high-end Hotel service. You don't get a key, instead there's a staffer standing at the door waiting to let you in (never worry about losing your key again!), or to run errands for you. There is a waiting room, the bedroom, a sprawling bathroom with attached sauna, and a changing room.
Resting here gives you all the benefits of a Deluxe or Private room rest.You do get a key, but it's to the Invite-Only Bar (no directions provided). You get unlimited room service, and a mini bar that you don't get charged for! Plus any Specialty Chefs residing at the Hotel will give you a discount in their locations. The Hotel tailor is on call for all of your garment needs, as is the Salon staff should you need a make-over. There is almost no chance that your sleep will be interrupted as the Hotel Maybe takes many measures to ensure Suite guests are not disturbed.

Palatial Wing
$1000++  Your largess is the limit!
The Palatial Wing is a literal palace. It is large and expensive and hasn't been rented in quite some time. There is only one in the whole Hotel. It is a sprawling affair, much like the Hotel itself, and is larger and more elaborate if you pay more.
The Palatial guest is given no key--they need merely walk up the stairs behind the reception desk and can choose to either enter the Hotel proper as everyone else does, or enter the Wing. This means you can literally walk from your front door directly to the Concierge and back whenever you have a question or a need. The Palatial guest can also bring other guests in this way. All the amenities of a Suite are provided, though instead of a key to the Invite-Only Bar there is instead a door directly from the Wing to the Bar.
Rumors persist that the extra-dimensional space of the Wing inculcate some odd effects which cause guests to sometimes have a hard time getting good rest within its rooms.

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